Because let’s be real — you’re not just a mum, you’re the CEO of chaos. The Bloomin’ Mayhem Manager hoodie is made for the ones running the household, the school drop-offs, the snack schedule, and everything in between (with a messy bun and a meltdown brewing).
Soft, warm, and built for real-life mayhem, this hoodie is your uniform for managing it all with humour and heart.
Product Details:
🧵 Unisex classic fit – relaxed, comfy, and flattering
🧸 Medium-heavy blend (271 g/m²): 50% cotton / 50% polyester for softness & warmth
👜 Kangaroo pouch for holding snacks, keys, or today’s problems
🎀 Colour-matched drawcord + double-lined hood = durability & style
🚫 Tear-away label = no scratchy tags
🌱 Ethically grown US cotton
🌏 Dyed with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes
👕 Heather Sport shades: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
Whether you're wiping noses, juggling schedules, or putting out metaphorical fires — you’re the Bloomin’ Mayhem Manager, and this hoodie was made for your kind of chaos 💪💖
Because let’s be real — you’re not just a mum, you’re the CEO of chaos. The Bloomin’ Mayhem Manager hoodie is made for the ones running the household, the school drop-offs, the snack schedule, and everything in between (with a messy bun and a meltdown brewing).
Soft, warm, and built for real-life mayhem, this hoodie is your uniform for managing it all with humour and heart.
Product Details:
🧵 Unisex classic fit – relaxed, comfy, and flattering
🧸 Medium-heavy blend (271 g/m²): 50% cotton / 50% polyester for softness & warmth
👜 Kangaroo pouch for holding snacks, keys, or today’s problems
🎀 Colour-matched drawcord + double-lined hood = durability & style
🚫 Tear-away label = no scratchy tags
🌱 Ethically grown US cotton
🌏 Dyed with OEKO-TEX-certified low-impact dyes
👕 Heather Sport shades: 60% polyester / 40% cotton
Whether you're wiping noses, juggling schedules, or putting out metaphorical fires — you’re the Bloomin’ Mayhem Manager, and this hoodie was made for your kind of chaos 💪💖
